March 3, 2010

Closet Cleaning with Silversprung Spouse

Posted in musings tagged , , , , at 10:14 am by silversprung

So exactly how many pairs of shorts do you own from high school?

That many? Hmm. Well…

Middle school too? Really?

Oh geez.

What about these shorts with holes in the crotch?

Okay. Okay. Only if you promise to never wear them outdoors.

And this T-shirt with the armpit tear?

Really?

Alright. If it was the championship game.

But look at this shirt. This stain’s never going to come out…. And before you start, I already heard your argument that you can wear this as an “under layer.” You really want to keep it to only wear under sweaters?

Okay.

But these socks have no matches.

This coat doesn’t even fit.

It’s possible I married a hoarder.

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4 Comments »

  1. artsmom said,

    That made me laught out loud. It reminded me of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry remarked that men wear underwear until it dissolves.

  2. Mr.Roboto said,

    All men are like this… I proudly wear a t-shirt from 1992. But have you seen the reality tv show “Hoarders?” SSSpouse has nothing on them…. I keep waiting for one of them to get stuck under a toppling pile of garbage.

    • silversprung said,

      I love Hoarders! (The show, not the people. Didn’t mean you, SSspouse…)

  3. Cyndy said,

    I can totally relate to this and sometimes it only takes five years to get to that point! There will definitely be some weeding out going on before we move back into our house later this month.


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